Balls to the Walls

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Imagine what he could do with a penis

I like to imagine that this is how he eats long cylindrical food.

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Paris Hilton’s New BFF we stopped watching after Kaylee got booted. That girl knew how to party, dress, live life, be fabulous. We think she would have made an excellent BFF. What’s that leave? Bikini Corey? Please…Some of you may be asking yourselves, “Does reality T.V. make you dumber?” My answer to this is “Absolutely, yes”.

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It’s a lady from Jabba’s Palace that has three sets of breasts. I don’t know her name. I am not lying about that.

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Rumors - A Mitler Fic. (Mikey/Hitler)

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Mikey knew it was weird. He knew it was fucked up. But then again, he was in love with Hitler, so really, what part of him wasn’t fucked up?

But this was different. Even Adolf would think he was insane for thinking this. But he couldn’t help it.

All he wanted to do was lick his lover’s mustache.

It wasn’t that weird. He was curious. He had heard rumors that it tasted like cherry. Not only was he jealous that someone else had once licked the mustache, but he wanted to know if it was true.

So that night, Mikey decided, he was going to take the risk and lick it.

While he and Adolf were getting intimate, Mikey reached out and stroked his lover’s mustache. Adolf noticed the look in his eyes, and asked what he was thinking.

“I want to lick it,” he whispered.

Adolf laughed and smiled, and asked Mikey if he had heard the rumors of it tasting like cherry. Mikey nodded and blushed.

“Do it then,” Adolf whispered seductively while looking into Mikey’s eyes.

Mikey slowly leaned down and licked his lover’s mustache.

He was surprised. It didn’t taste anything like cherry. How did that rumor get started?

Adolf noticed his confusion and said, “I know, it doesn’t taste how you thought it would. Do you know how the rumor started?”

Mikey shook his head.

Adolf laughed and said “Your friend Frank and I had a thing once. It ended quite abruptly though. He came home one night and saw something red on my mustache. I told him it was just wine. He didn’t believe me, so he took his finger and got some of the red liquid on it and tasted it. And it did taste like cherry.”

“So it was wine,” Mikey said, partially asking for confirmation, partially assuming he understood.

“No,” Adolf said with a smile. “It was blood. The blood of his daughter I had killed. Her name was Cherry. Cherry Iero.”

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GTFO: It's Jersdayyy

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That makes me so happy. :3 Like Lauryn and I were saying, I wish Gerard would admit his love for Pauly D since they both care a lot about how they look- especially how their hair looks- and they fist pump. I mean Gerard always has people fist pumping at shows and he…

Why. Please don’t compare Gerard Way to Pauly D.

I’m not even being a bitch. I’m just really concerned.

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Don’t flash your boobs, we’re not into that

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DreamOfMeTonight: Kids Of Yesterday Giveaway

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So, sadly I have outgrown My Chemical Romance.. And I don’t really want to sell my stuff, since of all the fees on eBay and everything, so I’m just going to give the stuff away to all of the MCR fans on here :) I’ll list what you get, and the rules at the bottom :D

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To all the Gerard Way haters…

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Brian May compared him to Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest frontmen from one of the greatest rock bands of all time.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

God bless