So my dad’s girlfriend used to be a teacher in Newark and she taught elementary school and there was this one kid named Alex that was like “Ms. Dugan, I need to fart” so she told him to go to the bathroom and he didn’t and farted there so she wrote him up and got expelled for week. And then the same kids mom came in with a bat with the intent of beating her but then she told her the real story so she turned around and started hitting the kid and my dads girlfriend just stood in the doorway so the principal couldn’t see what was going on.
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