February 2012
39 posts
clavid:
so my cousin is a lesbian which is cool or whatever but one time at a family reunion she and her wife were there talking about cool places to eat and then they both started talking about this place with the best fish tacos and how great the fish tacos were and my whole family was just agreeing and nodding and stuff and i was looking around like does nobody else seriously think is is...
kittenplush:
Lucifer | SHINee
this is my JAM
Top 100 Emo Songs of All Time aka Middle School. →
hollard:
lavandula-vera:
I’m Not Okay is ONLY 75 HOW.
I hope this doesn’t re-awaken anything in me.
OMG HELENA
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
gothchild420:
i suffer from yaoi-hand syndrome
reblog if you care
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
shutupmerlin:
When we were 13 my best friend and I looked up funny last names in the White Pages and we called someone called Mr Wee and when he answered we were like ‘Is this Mr Wee?’ and he was like ‘Yes, speaking.’ and he sounded really old, and we were like ‘Your last name is funny!’ and giggled and went to hang up but as we were hanging up we heard him sigh really sadly and I am still...
Grow Up
Self harm is not a trend
Anorexia is not a phase
Depression is not an act
Homosexuality is not a choice
Sexual Assault is not provoked
Suicide is not a result of cowardice
adrianshhh:
Why you coming home 5 in the morn Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick Don’t play me like a fool, cause that ain’t cool So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
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Today, February 1st 2012, marks the first day of...
joshishollywood:
So I guess a recent plot line in Glee involved a rival group trying to take out the gay kid by throwing a slurpee full of rock salt at him in a parking garage but Darren Criss dove in front of him and blocked it and ended up in the hospital with a damaged cornea
And then the gang uses a hidden camera to collect proof that this rival group did it with the guy whose idea it was...
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January 2012
102 posts
1000bodies:
pete wentz is ugly
So my dad’s girlfriend used to be a teacher in Newark and she taught elementary school and there was this one kid named Alex that was like “Ms. Dugan, I need to fart” so she told him to go to the bathroom and he didn’t and farted there so she wrote him up and got expelled for week. And then the same kids mom came in with a bat with the intent of beating her but then she...
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ipostsexypicturesofgerard:
Which words/phrases has Gerard had written on his arm? (NOT neck)
Noodle
lavandula-vera:
Listen I got hot this year and I don’t get how people don’t recognize my newfound hotness.
My weiner understands your new found hotness.
my sister and I just had a SUPER MASSIVE JAME SESSION