Why Your Sing Is Important: Taurus.
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
a 16 year old kid literally killed 4 people while driving drunk and he got off because he’s rich please try and tell me the united states justice system isn’t fucked
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The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
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YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS
we’re one step closer to getting Cecil’s moving tattoos.
OHH MY GOD
sounds too good to be true
what the fuck are you fucking joking
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