Posted 1 hour ago
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lavandula-vera:

youwouldrebeltoanything:

The Only Hope For Me is You STRIPPED. Check out the harmonies. Just wait for em, they’re worth it.

Posted 2 hours ago

1000bodies:

pete wentz is ugly

Posted 2 days ago

So my dad’s girlfriend used to be a teacher in Newark and she taught elementary school and there was this one kid named Alex that was like “Ms. Dugan, I need to fart” so she told him to go to the bathroom and he didn’t and farted there so she wrote him up and got expelled for week. And then the same kids mom came in with a bat with the intent of beating her but then she told her the real story so she turned around and started hitting the kid and my dads girlfriend just stood in the doorway so the principal couldn’t see what was going on.

Posted 2 days ago

Need your help for my project!

ipostsexypicturesofgerard:

Which words/phrases has Gerard had written on his arm? (NOT neck)

Noodle

Posted 2 days ago

lavandula-vera:

Listen I got hot this year and I don’t get how people don’t recognize my newfound hotness.

My weiner understands your new found hotness.
Posted 2 days ago

my sister and I just had a SUPER MASSIVE JAME SESSION

Posted 3 days ago
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onthewing:

blackdelias:

morningsuns:

breathingnewoxygen:

SORRY BUT I AM ACTUALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW.

OH MHY GID GOAH WTA TIS HTIS M FIGHKDSDS IK GM YT GOD UM LAYGUNG OIS GHARD OAYGFAS

KLFJOLKADIFAOSJFJVBX

I hit play saying, “whatever this is, it is not going to make me laugh”

I lost within the first second

 this should not be so funny

(Source: illneverletugo)

Posted 3 days ago

onthewing:

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

doing this to the person I’m currently mad at.

Posted 3 days ago

galvatron:

Boy tummies are so cute! The cutest. One of my favorite parts. Hips are good too but those are sexier than cute. I just like poking my boyfriends tummy and kissing it until he starts giggling. It’s the best. Boys are the best. So cute. Everyone should just love boys all of the time

 ^this

Posted 3 days ago